Volume One, Chapter 24: The Six-Person Game (Part 2)

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Unexpectedly, after producing 100 sunglasses, Yu Yansui finally scored four points with a reverse-two move, while Lin Hang nearly reached a neat 96 sunglasses but ended up with the last place.

Current points: Xian Yin 12, Xia Bufan 10, San Qi 8, Jiu Jiu 6, Yan Suisui 4, Lin Hang 2.

“Top three punish bottom three, right? I’ll punish Suisui. It’s a rather private punishment; I’ll message her privately later. Done.” Xian Yin struck a pose that said, “See, I’m being good to you.”

“Thank you, Sister Xian Yin, you’re so kind!” Yu Yansui expressed sincere gratitude.

Xia Bufan said, “I’ll punish Lin Hang—got you now, kiddo.”

“Don’t mess with me, bro,” Lin Hang replied, feeling uneasy at Xia Bufan’s grin.

“Let’s do the tui leaderboard’s top ten elder siblings. Come, follow me: one alpaca, two eyes, four legs, spit towards Ranran’s wife, he~ tui~”

Xia Bufan shouted this loudly, especially dragging out the “he tui” as if about to spit phlegm right onto his big sister.

After demonstrating, Xia Bufan, fearing his sister’s displeasure, joked with a mischievous smile, “Ranran’s wife, I’m just showing you how it’s done, just think of me as a fart—don’t take it personally.”

[The elder siblings on the leaderboard suffered during this process.]

[Math punishments are the worst.]

[Counting alpacas is tough for a math dunce like me.]

[This punishment is really something (facepalm).]

“I knew you couldn’t come up with a decent fart! Ahem, here I come, elder siblings. If I offend anyone, go find Xia Bufan.”

Lin Hang began counting alpacas: “One alpaca, two eyes, four legs, spit at Heng Dad, he~ tui~ two alpacas, four eyes, eight legs, spit at Ni Die, he~ tui~... four alpacas, eight eyes, eighteen legs, spit at Yunduan Ge, he~ tui~”

By the fourth alpaca, Lin Hang was dizzy, and the comment section was full of laughter at his expense.

[Lol, one alpaca got mutated by Japanese nuclear radiation with two extra legs.]

[A product of nine years of failed education (crying laughing emoji).]

[Drank Japanese nuclear wastewater alpaca.]

[You all told them to bomb Japan but didn’t listen; now look, alpacas are mutating (dog head emoji).]

[Poor Lin Hang, go play, kid, go play.]

[He’s good at counting, blame him.]

[I can tell this kid’s meant for raising ducks.]

[Because he always scores zero in math, upstairs.]

[You’re too mean; all the bamboo shoots on the mountain are gone because of you.]

Yu Yansui was also successfully amused by Lin Hang, laughing uncontrollably while lying back in her chair.

“Enough, little bro, go play elsewhere. How can you not even count a few alpacas!” Xia Bufan showed a speechless look, clearly exasperated with Lin Hang.

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“I’ll punish Jiu Jiu—change my homepage for me. On your page, write ‘I’m not streaming anymore; everyone go watch San Qi and tag me.’”

Jiu Jiu had her assistant change the homepage, and that round ended perfectly.

The second round was total votes. Yu Yansui’s older brother unleashed a portion of the big gifts in his backpack, all placed on the golden 30-second double multiplier, instantly shooting over two million points, with San Qi and Xia Bufan close behind.

Xian Yin, Lin Hang, and Jiu Jiu currently occupied the bottom three spots in that order.

“Wives, Yan Suisui already hit 2 million plus; let’s not chase her. Let’s fight San Ge for second! The bottom three this round are just pure losers. One, two, three punish four, five, six. At least we won’t be the fools. Wives, help Bufan out.”

No wonder the big brother of Electric Mother is fierce. In just about a minute, he soared past two million, with four more multipliers and bonuses remaining—totally unreachable. San Qi is strong, but we’re not weak; there’s still a chance to fight.

Just as Xia Bufan was shouting hoarsely for votes, a harsh comment appeared in his chat. Despite his efforts, he was stuck in third place, with Xian Yin nearly catching up, making him agitated and causing him to lash out without thinking.

“Why do you care how I get women’s votes? It’s none of your business how many I get. You haven’t given me a single point. What’s the jealousy about? I can make more money streaming one night than you can in a lifetime.”

After shutting down the troll, Xia Bufan kept yelling for votes. Maybe because of that troll, his sisters gave him even more aggressive support.

Xia Bufan’s episode was soon broadcasted in other streams by gossipmongers but was quickly buried.

In Yu Yansui’s stream, she stealthily unmuted several people’s microphones, clearly planning to stir up some mischief, her big eyes rolling mischievously.

[Manager Jiu Li: Look at those sparkling big eyes rolling—clearly up to no good again.]

Yu Yansui shot a glare at Jiu Li, “Shut up, want to get beaten?”

[Manager Jiu Li: The little thing’s feisty.]

[Manager Evening Breeze: Baby, ignore him. Baby’s big eyes rolling are so cute.]

[Manager King: Little darling is adorable.]

“Learn from the others, Jiu Li. You’re the only one who’s naughty—the worst!”

[Manager Jiu Li: Bad men are loved by women.]

[Sang You: Li Huang doesn’t even act.]

[Many Fish: Allow me to defect—Li Huang and the princess are such a good ship.]

[Sorry, Prince Consort, I’m defecting too.]

[Manager Evening Breeze: All die!]

[Look, defenses broken.]

The vote rally continued. San Qi, as the top streamer of the Seven Cat family, spent five minutes pushing her score past Yu Yansui’s by about one million, putting pressure back on Yu Yansui.

“Hey, I dropped to second.”

[Manager King: Well done.]

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[Manager Jiu Li: Bad men help you push past.]

[Manager Evening Breeze: To vent my anger, I’ve decided to spend! (grinning)]

The three of them sent another wave of big gifts, crushing the competition.

[Manager Jiu Li: Open treasure chests, draw cards.]

[Jiu Li gifted the streamer 20 PK treasure chests] (1000)

Announcement: Congratulations to Jiu Li for drawing 4 Critical Cards, 6 Borrowing Cards, 7 Mist Cards, and 3 Freeze Cards in Yan Suisui’s stream!!

[Manager Jiu Li: Pretty lucky today, no empty chests.]

[Manager Jiu Li: Last minute I’ll throw out critical and mist cards, follow my lead.]

Following Jiu Li’s lead, others began sending treasure chests to draw cards too, all unusually lucky with no empty draws.

[Manager Evening Breeze: Wow, first time I’m this lucky. Baby’s stream is magical!]

“Can treasure chests have empty draws?”

[Manager Evening Breeze: Yes, Seven Cat’s draws are terrible, low drop rates, really ugly.]

[Manager King: ???]

“Oh really? I’m very lucky. If you want to open chests, tell me—I’ll lend you some luck.” Yu Yansui lowered her head, pretending to pat someone’s head.

This wasn’t exaggeration—her luck was genuinely excellent. Whatever she drew had a high drop and gold rate. Whenever the Divine and Demon Record held clothing-draw events, she always had a high chance of getting the items.

[Manager Evening Breeze: Let me snuggle, snuggle~]

[Manager King: Patting little darling’s head.]

[Manager Jiu Li: No pats, kisses instead.]

“Jiu Li, brother, this isn’t a no-man’s land; behave yourself.”

They bantered for a few minutes. In the last minute, Jiu Li used cards and instructed the chat to send gifts that could increase points.

Yu Yansui’s claim of good luck was true—critical cards quadrupled the points. Adding the big brothers’ gifts and scattered votes, the total hit ten million, seizing first place overall.

Current scores: San Qi 20, Xia Bufan 20, Xian Yin 20, Yan Suisui 16, Lin Hang and Jiu Jiu tied at 8.

By scoring, Yu Yansui still ranked third from the bottom and had to accept punishment again—truly a round of pure misfortune.

Xia Bufan immediately grabbed the chance to choose a target and said he wanted to punish Yu Yansui. No one objected.

“Does Suisui know how to do a cute little voice?”