Chapter 69: Young in Age, Big in Attitude? Pressing Your Advantage is Just Basic Etiquette!

[Hell yeah, what a great scolding!]
[First time ever feeling this cathartic hearing someone curse, hahaha!]
[When dealing with people who don't speak human, there's really no need to bother with personal civility.]
[Haha, Coach Gu has never been one with a good temper. He’s notorious for chewing people out on the street.]
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In the live broadcast room of *Reconciliation with Life*, the audience shared the same grievances as Gu Yin and the others regarding the Audi owner’s behavior. The chat had been packed to the brim with expressions of extreme annoyance.

Unfortunately, their cursing couldn't be heard by that Audi owner.

Gu Yin was different. Gu Yin cursed out loud, and that Audi owner could hear him loud and clear. It was as if Gu Yin was acting as their collective internet proxy for talking trash!

Could the viewers possibly not feel satisfied?

Modern society emphasizes being civilized, but "civility" is like a double-edged sword. The moment you try to be civilized, there will always be someone who takes advantage of your manners to bully you.

He knows you'll try to reason with him calmly, and precisely because you're reasonable, he plays Tai Chi with you.

So, when dealing with that kind of person, you don't need to reason with them at all...

You just start cursing straight away.

Take Gu Yin and the others for example—someone blocks your parking space, and when called, not only do they refuse to move their car, but they also run their mouth and talk nonsense. Why waste your breath debating them?

If you don't curse out a person like that, are you just waiting for them to tick you off to death?

Mengmeng had spent ages complaining and nagging at this guy earlier, yet not only was the man unbothered, but on the other end of the phone, he was probably scheming about how to disgust them further...

Gu Yin came right out of the gate shouting profanities and cursing his ancestors. Do you think this bastard still had the bandwidth to calculate how to annoy them?

"Hey, let me tell you, you young man..." That old fogey on the other end of the line was probably too used to being respected by youngsters and too accustomed to preaching to the younger generation. Suddenly encountering someone who completely ignored basic civility and went straight for his ancestors caught him entirely off guard. The rush of blood to his head made him stutter, "You... how do you even talk!"

"Who cares how I talk?" Gu Yin was the type to knock out a veteran master with three punches. No matter who you are, you think you're in the right for blocking my parking space? "Can't you hear me telling you to move the car? Are your ears broken from old age?"

Initially, when Gu Yin saw the guy's somewhat decent initial attitude, he had intended to communicate properly, but the man clearly had no intention of doing so. Even if you talked to him nicely from the start, he still wouldn't come down to move the car...

So what good words was there left to say?

A good person is easily bullied. If you don't let him taste some genuine severity and realize that other people aren't pushovers either, there's no way he's ever coming down to move his car.

People, sometimes you just need to be a little arrogant and aggressive.

"Mengmeng, I think sometimes you really ought to take a page out of his book." The slightly drunk female celebrity didn't find Gu Yin's constant stream of colorful local slang vulgar in the slightest. Instead, she pulled her assistant Mengmeng aside and said, "His language might be harsh, but it's concise and to the point."

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"...Are you saying I usually talk too much nonsense, then?" Mengmeng clearly caught Xia Qianyi's drift, veins throbbing on her forehead as she broke into cold sweat, while not forgetting to吐槽 Gu Yin: "He's just so uncivilized, his mouth is so foul..."

"Hehe..." The tipsy Xia Qianyi acted with an inexplicable charm. Flushing red while giggling foolishly, she looked over at Gu Yin and said, "As long as his mouth is foul but his heart is clean, it's fine."

"Move the car!" Gu Yin, on the other end, was still going back and forth with the Audi owner.

"I... you..."

The old fogey on the other end of the phone seemed to be attending a drinking banquet. Earlier, other background noises could be heard through Gu Yin's phone call. Perhaps because other people were present, this fellow cared deeply about his own face. From the very beginning, he had put on an air of absolute confidence, speaking to Gu Yin and Mengmeng like an elder lecturing his juniors.

Gu Yin's sudden volley of profanities instantly stripped him of all dignity, causing the friends sitting right beside him at the dinner table to look ready to erupt...

"I'm not moving it!"

Someone out of nowhere leaned in and shouted:

"So what if I don't move it, what can you do to me?"

"You're not very old, but your temper is quite something..."

"You've been spoiled rotten!"

Hearing this, Gu Yin didn't panic at all. He directly turned on the recording feature and fired back with another round of curses: "Whose unbuckled pants did your mother leak you out of? What does this have to do with you? Is that your car? You're sticking your nose into other people's business like a stray dog meddling in rat affairs—are you really that desperate to busybody?"

"Hey, you..." The person on the other end of the line instantly blew his top upon hearing this: "Where are you? Come here! You little piece of shit, I'll make sure you learn what real power is..."

Some middle-aged men, after chugging down a bit of high-potency moonshine, genuinely lose all awareness of who and where they are.

"Don't you know where your daddy is? Don't you know where the car is parked? Don't you have a shred of self-awareness in that thick skull of yours, or do you have to ask your mom to find out?" Gu Yin's mouth was as sweet as honey coated in venom, unleashing a relentless torrent of exquisite insults before switching straight to local dialect toward the end: "Come on, *chou-li-ma*, your daddy is right here waiting for you. Whoever doesn't show up is a coward, you hear? I've already called the police and I'm waiting for you, come on down."

The reason for switching to the local dialect was simple: to make it crystal clear to the other party that I am a local.

Even if a small county town is small, the personal connections are intricate and deeply tangled, where everyone is bound by some relation to everyone else. As the saying goes, a mighty dragon does not crush a local snake. No matter how tough you think you are, when you're in the wrong, do you really think you can bully a local?

[Hahaha... So satisfying!]
The live broadcast room's chat feed was going crazy praising Gu Yin:
[Not gonna lie, this Coach Gu really knows how to tear someone down!]
[If I could be even half as calm as him and know how to curse people out when I'm angry, that would be amazing...]
[Ah! Every time I get into an argument with someone, I just want to cry, my brain completely short-circuits for ages, and the only thing I can say is "idiot." Only people like me truly know the high gold content of Coach Gu's insults!]
[Hahaha, I learned a trick last time watching two old grandpas arguing in the park: when you don't know what to curse, just shout *chou-li-ma* at the top of your lungs to overwhelm the other person with sheer volume and momentum!]
[Pfft... You know what, that trick might actually work, hahaha...]

[Let me just say, stop only discussing Coach Gu's cursing skills; there is profound wisdom hidden within his actions!]
[Oh? Do enlighten us with your "wisdom"! (Literally: I yearn to hear your shit!)]
[...Bro, your tastes are seriously heavy!]
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While offering praise, someone began analyzing the rationale behind Gu Yin's deliberate provocation of the opponent.

Since that Audi owner was refusing to reason anyway, and things had escalated to the point where both sides were already greeting each other's family members, trying to speak nicely at that stage definitely wouldn't make the Audi owner come down to move his car. Instead, it was much better to straight-up curse him out and push him over the edge of fury...

As long as the person came downstairs, things would become much easier to handle.

Regardless of how many people he brought, or how hard his fists were, this was a society governed by law. If he dared to lay a single punch on Gu Yin, Gu Yin would make sure he learned just how astronomically expensive that single slap could be.

Only when the person came downstairs was there any possibility of getting the car moved. Otherwise, with a shopping mall this massive, where the hell were they supposed to go looking for him?

There were countless restaurants in the mall; heaven knew which one they were eating at. Surely they couldn't go around asking table by table, right?

Earlier, some people were saying that Gu Yin provoking the other party would only make him even less likely to move the car...
Those people can only be described as having knelt for so long that they've forgotten how to stand up straight.
When trouble strikes—even if it's not their fault at all—they always default to wanting peace to make a fortune, lowering their heads whenever possible just to get the problem over with...
Yet clearly, it wasn't my fault. Forget about apologizing or lowering my head—what on earth is wrong with being arrogant and overbearing?
Refusing to yield even when you are in the right is the bare minimum, alright!
You've got to figure out who the daddy is here.

In an instant!
Traffic in the live broadcast room skyrocketed dramatically!
Everyone was utterly captivated, waiting to see how this situation would ultimately be resolved.
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