Chapter Four: The Milk Ducts Are Unblocked
[No way, bro, are you seriously crashing?!]
[Haha, I really underestimated you, brother! You’ve got some skills!]
[Sick! This feels amazing! It’s like my energy’s flowing again!]
...
He crashed!
Really crashed!
Just when everyone thought Gu Yin would swallow his pride and let it go, when everyone believed he’d choose to avoid trouble…
No one expected it!
Gu Yin slammed on the accelerator and directly rammed into that Tesla!
That one stomp of the gas pedal ignited the few hundred viewers in the live stream!
And perhaps because of the accident, the viewer count surged wildly—within seconds, the curious onlookers broke a thousand.
As the saying goes: “Life is dull, gossip saves humanity!”
If you said it was just a live stream of a regular rideshare driver, most people wouldn’t be interested;
But if you said it was a live stream of a rideshare driver just involved in a traffic accident?
That would definitely attract some clicks!
Rarity makes things valuable, and traffic accidents aren’t everyday occurrences. Forget about who might join the live stream to watch, just look around...
Since Gu Yin rammed into the Tesla, even pedestrians on the nearby bike lane, bundled in down jackets and raincoats, braving the rain on electric scooters, had to stop and watch!
This kind of thing is truly an obsession no one in this country can kick!
“No way… you… damn you…”
It’s worth mentioning that inside the Tesla, the owner, Wang Lu, was dumbfounded!
He admitted that part of the reason he cut in front of Gu Yin was revenge—Gu Yin had embarrassed him earlier, and since it was on the way, why not cut in? If he didn’t, who knows if he’d get another chance...
But he never expected Gu Yin to dare crash into him!
He had already entered half his car into the lane, thinking he had successfully cut in, feeling smug!
Who would have thought this guy would dare hit him head-on?!
Videos from local Quancheng residents often ask:
“What’s most abundant in Quancheng?”
Comments say pork belly, electric scooters, or of course, spring water...
But the highest-liked comment is this one:
“There are a lot of ‘stubborn fools’ here!”
This is a local slang phrase—not the edible treats from Hulunbuir, but an insult.
Put simply, it means: “There are a lot of idiots!”
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Some don’t believe it, but anyone who’s driven during the morning or evening rush hour on Jingwu Road knows exactly what this means.
Look at this moment...
Wang Lu, the Tesla owner, is the very definition of a “stubborn fool”...
Maybe because he knew he’d gotten into an accident and wouldn’t make it home early tonight, Wang Lu’s anger boiled over, his whole face flushed red.
“Crack!”
He kicked open the car door, clenching his teeth, storming over to Gu Yin’s BYD Qin driver’s side, pounding on the window and shouting:
“Are you blind or what?!”
“Didn’t you see the car in front?!”
“Do you even know how to drive?!”
“Is this your first day driving?!”
“You see a car ahead and you speed up?!”
“Do you know this is a rear-end collision?!”
“You’re fully at fault!”
“Come on, get out here...”
He was pretty brazen, seeing Gu Yin was young and not physically imposing, thinking he could intimidate him.
Hearing these words, especially Wang Lu’s claim that Gu Yin rear-ended him...
“WTF???”
Several older viewers in the live stream couldn’t hold back and cursed:
“Rear-ended? Are you kidding me?”
“Just opening your damn mouth and spouting nonsense like a fool…”
“He’s gonna need more umbrellas in heaven soon, better start sewing some up for him.”
...
Gu Yin said nothing; his face reflected in the rearview mirror showed a trace of helplessness but no fear.
Wang Lu seemed irrational and malicious, but he was actually quite shrewd...
He knew he failed to cut in properly and even crossed a solid line, so the traffic police would definitely hold him fully responsible. His plan was to argue before the police arrived, hoping Gu Yin might be a newbie driver and get intimidated.
Too bad...
Gu Yin wasn’t a rookie at all—he was an experienced driver!
He had no intention of arguing with Wang Lu, didn’t even roll down the window, and after turning on his hazard lights, took out his phone to call 122 and report to the police and insurance.
On the call, Gu Yin said:
“There’s been a traffic accident on *** South Road, please come quickly…”
“Yeah, he cut in, and now he’s saying I rear-ended him. Please hurry…”
“Yes, there’s a traffic jam and some impact, but he won’t move his car—he’s just outside yelling, so there’s nothing I can do…”
He went straight to the police!
[Haha…]
Many viewers watching the live stream found this hilarious!
Normally, after an accident, you first ensure safety by parking with hazard lights on, setting up warning triangles, then move to a safe spot to wait.
Then immediately call the police and insurance for a fair resolution.
If traffic is affected, take photos and evidence, then move the cars to a safe place before waiting for authorities.
Ideally, Gu Yin should have pulled over to the roadside...
But his car’s front was stuck against the Tesla’s body.
Wang Lu refused to move, so Gu Yin couldn’t either—moving could cause a second collision.
Plus, with Wang Lu shouting outside, Gu Yin feared for his safety and couldn’t even take photos easily, so he waited inside the car.
He wasn’t in a rush at all. After reporting insurance, he even took out some gum and chewed.
“You BYD, you *&%￥#@…”
Outside, Wang Lu’s anger flared up at Gu Yin’s indifference and gum-chewing.
He’d held back before, but now he was cursing loudly.
“Beep! Beep!”
It’s worth noting that cars behind were honking furiously, especially those waiting to turn left...
One impatient driver waiting to turn shouted from afar:
“Stop barking like a dog! Take your photos and move your car!”
Rush hour was underway, and everyone was eager to go home after a long day. Accidents happen, but if someone cuts in just to rush home and blocks a whole line waiting to turn left...
That person deserves all the scolding!
Then, unexpectedly, Wang Lu shouted at Gu Yin:
“He rear-ended me!”
The moment those words came out...
Everyone lost their cool!
Thousands watching the live stream seemed ready to tear him apart with their words!